Thursday, July 17, 2008

As Jack Johnson would say, "Where'd All the Good People Go?"

Life seems to be a sequence of lessons in letting go. Yup, that's right. Here I am again in the process of cutting ties that bind me to dead weight. For whatever reason, I feel hopeful that I have just opened myself up to something greater than what I have had in the past because of the newest separation in my life. Let's hope that I use more discretion from here on out in the friend selection process. Perhaps an preliminary questionnaire should be a requirement with questions like:

1. Are you a douche bag?

2. Are you emotionally stupid?

I think 2 questions are enough. Actually question #1 tells me everything I need to know. If yes, NO NEED TO APPLY. Ahhh well... moving on.

1 comment:

Susan Lee said...

The problem with the first question is that people who are "douche bags" do not realize that they are! You will have to figure out a different way to figure out if that is the case or not. Don't give up, there are good people out there!