Mom: Hello?
Me: Hi! What are you up to?
Mom: I'm on my way to Arlan and Sheryl's house to get a load of rotten poop for Zach and Carmen's Anniversary. Carmen is going to be so excited!
Me: Are you serious? Excited about poop?
Mom: She's been wanting a load for her lawn... It's not everyday that you get a present like that!
Me: For future reference, I never want a load of poop for my anniversary... EVER.
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You underestimate the importance of manure!
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